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WIPs I'm Following: Marvel Cinematic Edition

Like a Cruel Mistress Woos
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1801759/chapters/9394362 (57/65)

This is My Last Breath
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2741975/chapters/8263354 (23/?)

The Stranger
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1426027/chapters/7930662 (145/?)

Power and Paradox
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1063802/chapters/9117469 (42/?)

Sins of the Father (sequel to More Man Than You)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/781471/chapters/2592991 (15/?)

A Face Built for Gettin' Punched (sequel to The Night Has Seen Your Mind, Choice Is Not A Word A Bullet Knows 'verse)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2152248/chapters/8078631 (16/?)

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Yesterday was technically my eighth anniversary.

By "technically" I mean that I'm legally married, but I left Chris in August and have considered myself single since then.

It's still weird, though.

I should go to the nearest military installation (Patrick AFB near Tampa) and see if, since Chris is National Guard, I can get a divorce through JAG. I'm sick of being still technically married and I really want to go back to my maiden name.

Also I'm going to the St. Pete Pride Parade on the 27th so if anyone who knows me here is gonna be there, let me know. It'd be awesome to meet an online friend in person.

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Stargate Atlantis, Superhero and Pulpit Skippy Lists

Note: it's been a decade, give or take, since I last read these and I haven't read them this time around. I'm just posting them here so I can send the link to someone else, though I hope you, dear reader, enjoy them too. (I'll reread them myself one of these days.)

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Been drinking Redd's Wicked Ale and reading WTNV tweets on Tumblr.

(WNTV = Welcome To Night Vale. It's a free podcast. I highly recommend it.)

Now I want to cross-stitch the best ones and make an awesome quilt (that would take a year or so to make). Everyone would want it but after taking that long to make it I don't think I'd be able to sell it.

Also my brother and sister-in-law's baby was born on the 22nd and her name is Isabella. The other day my brother sent this text:

Laying here with my daughter on my chest sleeping and thinking how beautiful she is and how blessed and happy I am.... then she let's[sic] out a huge fart..... definitely my daughter

Yep, definitely my little brother's kid. :P

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My niece is being born!

I'm going to be an aunt! (I mean I technically already am, but you know what I mean.)

I am so excited for my brother and his wife. While I don't much get along with either of them, I love them like family and I hope I can meet baby Isabella (no, they're not Twihards) soon.

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A thing that annoys me about some on AO3.

When an author uses "Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings," and then lists one or more archive warnings.

Seriously! If your story has non-con, or a character death, or graphic depictions of violence, don't fucking use the "Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings" tag!

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I am such a good person.

So, JL--the roommate/Chris's girlfriend--her mom is visiting today. I got to meet her. She's very nice. Then Chris came home from work and JL introduced them and Chris gave a brief rundown of his life without mentioning me at all (which is honestly understandable because I don't think JL's mom knows that Chris was/still is married to me), and they just left to go out to dinner. I didn't tell her either. Because I am such a good person. :P

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Hobbit Fics.

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My douchey, ultra-conservative little brother wasn't at Thanksgiving dinner.

(He and his wife were hosting a friend from Aruba who wanted to see an American Thanksgiving, but since one of the cousins was worried about going into labor before the scheduled date, this year's Thanksgiving was family-only, which also meant no Chris. My dad said that part explicitly.)

Thanksgiving was Thursday the 27th and my birthday was Tuesday the 25th, and Travis not being at Thanksgiving dinner just made the whole event peaceful and fun and entirely apolitical. I'd thank him for the wonderful birthday present but (a)he didn't not show up for my benefit and (b)he'd probably be offended as all get-out, and contrary to the opinions of some, I'm not a deliberate shit-stirrer.

But since he doesn't read my blog (I doubt he even knows my screen name) I'll say it here: Thanks, Travis, for being elsewhere when I was at the paternal Thanksgiving dinner. I hope you're at the paternal Christmas while I'm with my mom and stepdad on the other side of the state.

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31.

Thirty-one today and I didn't get carded when I ordered wine at my birthday dinner.

I mean, I haven't gotten carded regularly since I was twenty-four but still... *grumps*

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Something strange has happened since I started working at places next door to each other.

People are starting to recognize me. I mean, I expected that to happen in the photo lab because it's a place where you have extended periods of time helping customers, but it's happening at Publix too. "Don't you work at Publix?" Or, "do you have a twin who works at Walgreens?" No, it's just me.

And it's SO STRANGE that so many people recognize me, and many of them remember my name.

I'd gotten used to being invisible the last few decades. This is weird.

But not a bad weird.

Just a little mind-blown.

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Okay, one more: Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

Note: The vast majority of these were made up by others. I think I posted this back at orbitaldiamonds and asterisked the ones that I did make up myself. I found various lists on LJ back when I lived in Alaska (so between 2007 and 2010) and I have no idea who came up with the idea of making a Hogwarts Skippy List or any of the people who made these suggestions. Anyhow, enjoy!

Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do at Hogwarts

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 No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
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Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."
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"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
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The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
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I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore."
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Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
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If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
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Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
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Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms."
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I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends."
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I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends."
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I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
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I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
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I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
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I am not a sloth Animagus.
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I am not a tribble Animagus.
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I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
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I do not weigh the same as a duck.
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I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
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Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
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I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty."
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There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
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Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
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I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
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I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
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It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
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It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
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I am not to owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
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I will not teach the first-years to sing "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End."
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More organizing of files. More finding of neat things.

This time, it's this old New Year's meme from 2008. I put in my name and this is what I got for this year:

In 2014, simonejester resolves to...
Keep my fanfiction clean.
Be nicer to aliccolo.
Backup my slash regularly.
Start a mystrade fund.
Take roboplege reading.
Overcome my secret fear of google bombs.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:


...I really should save more slash to my external hard drive in case of internet stoppage...

ETA 9/21/2014: The Twelve Days linked from the above meme:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, simonejester sent to me...
Twelve computers drumming
Eleven politics piping
Ten quotes a-leaping
Nine books dancing
Eight dystopias a-writing
Seven ncis a-fangirling
Six lolcats a-reading
Five hu-u-u-uman rights
Four google bombs
Three thrift stores
Two jensen ackles
...and a lestrade in a bisexuality.
Get your own Twelve Days:


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An old thing I found on Bounce sheets.

Useful!

Subject: Fabric Softner

.....Who would have thought?
The US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow jackets away. The yellow jackets just veer around you. And all this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer!

It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them.

It also repels mice. Spread them around foundation areas, or in trailers, cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.

It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened too often.

Repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.

Eliminates static electricity from your television (or computer) screen. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.

Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce.

Freshen the air in your home. Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the closet.

Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.

Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew.

Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.

Freshen the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.

Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The antistatic agent apparently weakens the bond between the food.

Eliminate odors in wastebaskets.. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket.

Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract a ll the loose hairs.

Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.

Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.

Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.

Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight. Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away.

Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before folding and storing them. Keeps them smelling fresh.

And now that you know, print and keep on file or bounce (pass) it around


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So pissed off at the people talking shit about Bowe Bergdahl.

You know what? I don't care about the circumstances in which he was captured. I don't care if he was just plain kidnapped or went AWOL and then got kidnapped. I. Don't. Fucking. Care. Dude was 23 when he was captured! Who doesn't do stupid shit when they're that young?

Also I agree with the pundits that have said that even if he did desert, surely he's been punished enough already. Hopefully he gets all the time he needs to rest and recover from an ordeal most of us can't even really imagine.

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WIPs I'm Following: The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings

Don't forget to read the tags and warnings!

You Keep Me Without Chains
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1077576

Sansukh
http://archiveofourown.org/works/855528/chapters/2415482

Burned to a Cinder
http://archiveofourown.org/works/652899

What's It Like?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/685938

A Shot in the Dark
http://archiveofourown.org/works/634290

The Most Precious of Treasures
http://archiveofourown.org/works/720657

Driven Out and Taken In
http://archiveofourown.org/works/723489

Lessons in Dwarven Culture
http://archiveofourown.org/works/631116

The Crown of Sonnets
http://archiveofourown.org/works/846276

If the Sky Comes Falling Down
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1116345

A Substitute for Pudding
http://archiveofourown.org/works/623553

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WIPs I'm Following: Sherlock

Don't forget to read the tags and warnings!

Torquay Arms
http://archiveofourown.org/works/386323/chapters/1859176
Waiting for Chapter 24

Fire and Ice series
http://archiveofourown.org/works/759863
Waiting for Part 8

Mystrade: A Study in Tea
http://archiveofourown.org/works/465086/chapters/1075128
Waiting for chapter 19 of 20

because I love you)last night
http://archiveofourown.org/works/430652/chapters/932399
Waiting for chapter 15

The Last Place You'd Look
http://archiveofourown.org/works/533840/chapters/1229233 (or http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/8300.html?thread=105426028#t105426028)
Waiting for chapter 25 (or 33)

Give Me A Label (I'll Make Confetti)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/487063/chapters/1576502
Waiting for Chapter 81

This Time (You'll Stay Right Beside Me
http://archiveofourown.org/works/668602
Waiting for chapter 3

Needed
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/7649861/23/
Waiting for chapter 24

Moving in a Still Frame
http://archiveofourown.org/works/655063/chapters/1205535
Waiting for chapter 8

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WIPs I'm Following: Supernatural

ETA: Many of these fics have some heavy trigger warnings. Please check those out first before diving into a fic!

The Soul Piece
http://archiveofourown.org/works/272302
waiting for chapter 38

A Monster by Any Other Name: Part Two
http://archiveofourown.org/works/205344/chapters/1015314
waiting for chapter 22

Star Catcher
http://murkyfragments.livejournal.com/16434.html
waiting for chapter 8 9 10 11 of 16 (This verse just gets adorabler and adorabler!)

World's Forgotten Boys
http://sonofabiscuit77.livejournal.com/31658.html
waiting for chapter 27

The Innocent
http://www.audiofic.jinjurly.com/the-innocent-work-in-progress
Waiting for chapter 16

We Found Love (In A Hopeless Place)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/415182/chapters/902584
Waiting for chapter 10 of 14 of part 1

Faithless You, Selfish Me
http://archiveofourown.org/works/224119/chapters/338994
Waiting for chapter 9

Don't Think We're In Kansas
http://archiveofourown.org/works/517368/chapters/954986
Waiting for chapter 12

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